![]() Since they were already losing billions of dollars each year due to mismanagement and poor service, they have demanded cutbacks, and so I am only allowed to collect teeth a few days each week. Small children should be allowed to live a burden-free life for the time being.Īs you may or may not know, thanks to bills passed by the democrat majority, all of my Tooth Fairy operation is now under the control of the US Postal System. There will be plenty of time for your kid to have stuff to worry about later. There’s also a proper time to encourage your child to be a child and enjoy it.Ĭhildren are not miniature adults and should not be treated as such. There is a proper age to parent your child for life. You can’t teach your kids to not make excuses for lax behavior by making excuses for your own lapses. ![]() Wanna teach your kid something? Step up and say that you forgot (make up a good fib for the tooth fairy scenario, you got an email from him and he had H1N1 and is slightly behind schedule), you’re sorry and you’ll try not to forget next time. That’s what’s wrong with 40% to 50% of parents today…they refuse to take full responsibility for their actions. Parenting is teaching your children how to handle unavoidable disappointment, not trying to spin causing disappointment into a teaching moment. It almost sounds like you’re advocating a deliberate program of heartbreak and disappointment as a character building component of child rearing. LH, doing the occasional traditional thing for your child isn’t teaching them that the world revolves around them. Not just shoving quarters under pillows by deadline. It’s a part of life, and if your parents give enough of a crap about you to teach you how to handle it, you’ll hardly notice the small disappointments because you’ve been taught to look at the positve side and not to FREAK OUT because disappointment actually occurred. ![]() People act like disappointment is the worst thing on the planet. Big deal! This is a perfect learning opportunity for Haylee in how to deal with disappointment with a positive attitude. So these parents were busy and didn’t give their kid money for her tooth on time. Parenting now is all about doing anything and everything under the sun to keep your kid smiling. 40%-50% of kids are obese now (which will KILL them)! Why? Well, we don’t want to make little Johnny SAD by telling him he’d better not have that doughnut! We wouldn’t want to make sweet little Maddy FROWN by telling her she needs to take a lap or two around the neighborhood! Let’s just let them give themselves diabetes instead! Yeah! The fact that parents now seem to think that the world, and every moment in it, should revolve around kids is exactly what’s wrong with the poor things today. Zip it about late Tooth Fairies for God’s sake. I’ll pledge my troth to any damn tooth I please Say Hi to Prince Charming ( Froggy) when you come down, So, TaTa sweetie, and remember, even if you throw this letter away, I’m still saving yours. I’d love to stay and make strobe trails with our hands, but my Life Partner in the game of Tooth and Consequences is fixing Pastitsio tonight. ![]() That’s probably enough reality for you today. You found a nice, charming bufotenine-rich toad in the back yard,īut you, “your highness”, are high and the thing that’s either a total buzz killer or the door to the next level is that you’re writing a watered-down, Reagan-esque neo-con boilerplate screed ![]() I’m not sure whether you’ve been making snacks with The ‘Rents’ powdered psilocybin stash that they keep in a jar marked “thyme” or I get it that you wanna be hip, flip, and together before you get to middle school, but let’s do a little reality check here, ooookay ? ![]()
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